Welcome to the USSA

Today's class: Future History 101

Pryvet Comrades,

Welcome to a new and glorious Amerika. Yes comrades, the change we hoped for is upon us.

In our splendid new nation we can finally be done with the outdated vision of the founding fathers, that the government's job is only to protect individual liberty and guard against intrusions on our life and property. With the super majority now in place in the Senate and our superior forces in the House, the magnificent Chosen One can now lead the charge to greatness.

We can proudly become workers for the government, one that is now free to take the property of the productive and use it to bring about "economic justice." The fruits of our labor now belong to government ... and our grand and glorious government can do with them what it pleases.

For the first time in our history, we can use the police power of the state to collect taxes, not for the legitimate functions of government but, to promote "fairness" in our economy. The bourgeoisie will now be brought to their knees. They have had more wealth than they deserved and we now have the right to take it away and give it to those who really deserve it.

Amerika will now be a land where every worker will belong to a union, where our schools can now radicalize and politicize our students just as the messiah and Ayers worked so hard to do in Chicago, where we can proudly serve in Obama’s civilian corps, where we can bring down the evil capitalists and nationalize industry, and care for our comrades with socialized medicine. The arrogant America that was will no longer exist. Its riches will be wiped away and its money made worthless. The new and glorious Amerika is at last a place where someone who chooses to have friends and advisors who are communists, terrorists, racists, and thieves is no longer held back and despised, but is propelled to greatness.

Now stand with me and raise your voices and proudly repeat our new pledge of allegiance!

I pledge allegiance to the workers party and to the United Socialist States of Amerika, and to the government for whom we rely on to fulfill all our needs, one nation, under the chosen one, indivisible, with economic fairness for all!